🌊 NYC 2050 Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Palm Trees, Liberty, and Boat Tours of What’s Left 🚤🔥
Product Description:
The NYC 2050 Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is the ultimate souvenir from the future—a time when New York City is underwater, Liberty Island is a tropical hotspot, and tourists from the Midwest are floating by in pontoon boats, taking selfies and shedding tears while muttering, “Who could have seen this coming?”
Featuring the Statue of Liberty surrounded by palm trees and a “Boat Tours of Old New York” sign, this tee is soft, breathable, and perfectly suited for your next sarcastic climate-crisis commentary. Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s durable enough to handle both rising tides and rising irony levels.
Wear this if you:
✅ Love a good disaster tour—preferably one with palm trees
✅ Want your fashion to say, “I told you so”
✅ Think nothing’s more ironic than tourists snapping selfies of a future they said would never happen
Features (Built for Future Nostalgia & Tourist Snark 🌊📸):
✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft enough for lounging, tough enough for weathering Midwestern disbelief.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight comfort for snapping tourist-trap photos of what’s left.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape better than their denial.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Reinforced for every eye roll and sarcastic boat ride.
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a front-row seat to the greatest tourist trap of all time. Wear it, take a selfie, and welcome to New York’s tropical future—where the water’s warm and the irony runs deep. 🌊📸🔥
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.