Stop! Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: When Profits > Planet 🌻
Description:
When you’ve got kids, deer, and tanks sharing a field of sunflowers, you know the vibes are off. The Stop! Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt captures a world where corporate greed blooms faster than the sunflowers. Big business is plundering the planet, government stooges are lining their pockets, and climate change deniers still think the earth’s flat and 5G is a mind-control device. The rest of us? We’re just trying to breathe air that won’t kill us.
Think it’s absurd? Not as absurd as billionaires in space while you’re here dodging hurricanes in November. But don’t worry—those power plants in the background are totally under control (wink).
Wear This If You:
🌍 Get the irony of a tank in a sunflower field.
🌻 Believe in protecting the planet, not burning it for quarterly profits.
📢 Are tired of hearing conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving.
🚗 Drive a hybrid and proudly ruin some big oil exec’s day.
Features:
- 100% Combed and Ringspun Cotton, softer than fossil fuel lobbyists’ promises.
- Side-Seamed for a Modern Fit, perfect for standing up for your planet without sacrificing style.
- Made in the USA, unlike the off-the-books oil deals.
- Preshrunk, unlike ice caps.
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
